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“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
— Phyllis Diller, American actress, comedienne, and apparent lush
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You know, most of the time.
“My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even the green vegetable has carbs in it.”
— Ted Allen, food expert, author, and host of Food Network’s “Chopped.”
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz, American cartoonist and creator of “Peanuts” and Charlie Brown.